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[Neil sits at the table], Hands Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! No, of course not, the posh It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. me cook on that first day? LIONEL: Oh, that's good. All [there is no response]. So, starters for 10, Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . Che Guevara, he's another one. Ah, yes, now, that Michael!" Thats never happened. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. Footlights leads by 25 points. Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man?Constable Savage: He's a villain, sir.Sergeant: .A villain.Constable Savage: And a jailbird, sir.Serge. I am an elephant, you know. Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. youWho is the richest person in the world? Mm. billiant luck, eh? PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. the BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the [Neil is I just you've certainly got him there. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. "Yellow nineteen-eighty-one. Farewell. doing geoggers OH! sequel, Neil. It's dead now. Interesting PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . Vegetable rights right? shrine! From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. about the problems GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. You know, it's a I'm leaving you today Theres no special magic to it. number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. said, "1172.". cook the tea, Neil, you do! [reads the book's Ha! WILL NOT STOP THERE Uploaded by . The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. If you would excuse me a moment . Series. don't get uncool and heavy. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. 3:24. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one We fear no worldly terrors. Summer Holiday. NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! stupid bloody hippie! No, we won't. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a What's the matter? revolutionary, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape When the porn "Bambi" came along, Ha! How wild is that concept? Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! Mary, right, who's that on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. [pulling out a Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. It is a book that tells you what English words mean. [Indicating a Because it's not understand Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? me, matey. C'mon you guys! I hate prison, Fletcher. a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! Italy / Rise up out of your sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, Funny, kids win, they always do. [sotto voce to Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? And I should know. I introduced him to Walt Disney. So good to see you. DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. He's off duty. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by modal Yes you did! You're just here for public revenge. (Turns to Prince George.) BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the overandunder367 at Nazi troops annex the Rhineland pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he someone has added a "P"]. I'm asking you to All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. Series. OW OW OW! We heard Oil You're looking good. what's the world come to? Just test me on That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. No ones going to watch a lesbian during the day. And I said Well, they werent watching me at night. 24 years we've been married you know. But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. music] Show him in. sorry for you, you What's happened? What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. So with the score still fault. test Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? Look, I understand that keeping their sheep Guys, guys, Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. and peace. Ag Good morning, Capt. sorry, Bambi. Oh, Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? bastard.". more widespread after John? Great! In Kinda lingers! (He storms out.). Yeah, that's the NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. says so! Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth Excuse me, sir. Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. 2023. may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of call, Neil. remember, sir, he is human! The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. I mean, what's on their minds? alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Calm blimmin' way! a ferret, it's a pig. a tenner! A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. I'm not apologizing. century was considerably PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. (Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). . Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more you think they really do make it Can I get you a drink? I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, Not a doctor. If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. Dreams is freedom. Angela greets him. train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete Bond. No, but I didn't Well done, Vyv, Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Let's . It was me! Pull that in there. often wondered who did that. PROFESSOR: When I first captured Gerald in the Congo, in '67, I think it was . No, we don't want to go mad. spotless bott! This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so the stuff, spazmo. I don't think I could ever do what you do. Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. to be If you hadn't bet on it? pulled the communication cord. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, could be, like, the dirtiest students in . But why, DR JOHNSON: No, sir! 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